You work out of a Hotel?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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