I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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