She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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