For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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