she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Floor bacon is actually really good
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