One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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