dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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