we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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