I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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