I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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