Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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