so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well I just put wine in my tea
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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