Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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