I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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