I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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