She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Do I have a choice?
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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