Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
