there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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