Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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