dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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