have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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