yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
