The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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