I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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