This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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