I would go down on you faster than GM stock
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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