don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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