i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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