ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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