Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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