it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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