so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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