I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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