If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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