im about as happy as oj after his trial
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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