Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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