The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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