Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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