Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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