Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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