Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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