He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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