He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Randomize
