I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
People with herpes should wear stickers.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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