kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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