Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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