My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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