somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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