my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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