Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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