he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
is it fun? or sober?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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