he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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