When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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