So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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