we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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