Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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