If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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